CH▲PLINNN



25-year-old bombshell living in Chicago. Woody Allen's soulmate. Terrible dancer. Autodidactic. Feminist. Lover of life, cats, bikes, & thrift.


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We are so good at drunk videos. This weekend was killer — I can’t wait to visit these assholes in Columbus soon. 

Related videos: Somebody bring my back some kitties please (January 2012)

Always the best. We think too much and feel too little.

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Anon asked me about my makeup routine. Here you go. Video documentation of my man voice and awkward facial expressions. Entertain my ask box.

Fuck you singing Birthday card! Via The Internets

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The shhhtory of our day. (feat agentlewoman)

pendarkspoliticalpage:

What Google and Facebook are hiding from you.

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Is this my fault?

Get in the holiday spirit, ya’ll!

mydamnchannel: Did you know you can watch that amazing PBS American Masters Woody Allen documentary online? What a fantastic way to waste time while you pretend to do work at your desk! (via The Comic’s Comic) Here’s part one! I’m sick, but this totally just made my night. I love my Mr. Allen!

mydamnchannel:

Did you know you can watch that amazing PBS American Masters Woody Allen documentary online? What a fantastic way to waste time while you pretend to do work at your desk! (via The Comic’s Comic)

Here’s part one! I’m sick, but this totally just made my night. I love my Mr. Allen!

Marcel the Shell 2! Yesssss!

So good.

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This is for the anon…. I’m so painfully awkward. Ahahaa.

Amy’s last recording. She looks/sounds so beautiful.

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Working my hardest to annoy the shit out of my cat. I love her.