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25-year-old bombshell living in Chicago. Woody Allen's soulmate. Terrible dancer. Autodidactic. Feminist. Lover of life, cats, bikes, & thrift.


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“ If no one’s gettin’ mad, are you really being bad? Nelson, The Simpsons
GPOY I’m-Ralph-edition.

GPOY I’m-Ralph-edition.

All the time.

All the time.

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  • Flanders: Homer, do you know why I'm a Christian?
  • Homer: Because your parents made you...?

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Angry Birds Rio update with new levels… BRB I’m gonna be gone forever.

Angry Birds Rio update with new levels… BRB I’m gonna be gone forever.

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Selma: You didn’t think I was so hideous that night we made out in the back booth of the Seafood Hut.Kent: We all did crazy things on 9/11.

Selma: You didn’t think I was so hideous that night we made out in the back booth of the Seafood Hut.
Kent: We all did crazy things on 9/11.