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“ People will stare. Make it worth their while. Harry Winston 

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via A Pair and A Spare.

via A Pair and A Spare.

George Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw

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“ …Back to Chicago; it’s never dull out there. You never know exactly what kind of terrible shit is going to come down on you in that town, but you can always count on *something*. Every time I go to Chicago I come away with scars. Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72

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“The only appropriate attitude for man to have about the big questions is not the arrogant certitude that is the hallmark of religion, but doubt. Doubt is humble, and that’s what man needs to be, considering that human history is a litany of getting shit dead wrong. This is why rational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings you actually comes at a terrible price. If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you’d resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler, a mafia wife, with the true devils of extremism that draw their legitimacy from the billions of their follow travelers. If the world does come to an end here, or wherever, or if it limps into the future, decimated by the effects of a religion-inspired nuclear terrorism, let’s remember what the real problem was: That we learned how to precipitate mass death before we got past the neurological disorder of wishing for it.” -Bill Maher Spent my morning watching this documentary. Being a rational thinker, of course I enjoyed it, but it still gives me the creeps to see some of the things that religious people say in defense of “faith.” Derp.

“The only appropriate attitude for man to have about the big questions is not the arrogant certitude that is the hallmark of religion, but doubt. Doubt is humble, and that’s what man needs to be, considering that human history is a litany of getting shit dead wrong. This is why rational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings you actually comes at a terrible price. If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you’d resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler, a mafia wife, with the true devils of extremism that draw their legitimacy from the billions of their follow travelers. If the world does come to an end here, or wherever, or if it limps into the future, decimated by the effects of a religion-inspired nuclear terrorism, let’s remember what the real problem was: That we learned how to precipitate mass death before we got past the neurological disorder of wishing for it.” -Bill Maher

Spent my morning watching this documentary. Being a rational thinker, of course I enjoyed it, but it still gives me the creeps to see some of the things that religious people say in defense of “faith.” Derp.

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“ For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can’t readily accept the God formula, the big answers don’t remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. Charles Bukowski

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“ This morning, with her, having coffee. Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise

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“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” -Charlie Chaplin

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” -Charlie Chaplin

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“ The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don’t. Woody Allen

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“ Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary. Oscar Wilde

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“ To destroy is always the first step in any creation. E. E. Cummings

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“ She was dazzling— alight; it was agony to comprehend her beauty in a glance. F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Even here

Even here

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