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OkCupid reminds me that run on sentences exist. Also, LA Ink? Fuck you.

OkCupid reminds me that run on sentences exist.

Also, LA Ink? Fuck you.

1. It’s time to delete okc. 2. Apparently now people just type their google inquires into my message box. 3. No.

1. It’s time to delete okc.
2. Apparently now people just type their google inquires into my message box.
3. No.

Guy, I don’t even know what I’m going to eat for dinner tonight, let alone what I’m doing in a year. #okcupidchronicles

Guy, I don’t even know what I’m going to eat for dinner tonight, let alone what I’m doing in a year. #okcupidchronicles

“what is the crasyiest thing you have ever done?” hahahahhaaha #okcupidchronicles

“what is the crasyiest thing you have ever done?”

hahahahhaaha #okcupidchronicles

More creepy #okcupid messages. This time from a guy with a shirtless profile photo. #okcupidchronicles (Taken with Instagram at Are you from the Internet?)

More creepy #okcupid messages. This time from a guy with a shirtless profile photo. #okcupidchronicles (Taken with Instagram at Are you from the Internet?)

CREEPIEST OKCUPID MESSAGE TO DATE. ALERT. AXE MURDERER CLOAKED IN OVERSIZED SWEATERS. #okcupidchronicles.

CREEPIEST OKCUPID MESSAGE TO DATE. ALERT. AXE MURDERER CLOAKED IN OVERSIZED SWEATERS. #okcupidchronicles.

I just washed my weave, bro. Stay away. #okcupidchronicles

I just washed my weave, bro. Stay away. #okcupidchronicles

#okcupidchronicles

#okcupidchronicles

Okay, I know I get a lot of bad OkCupid messages, but this one takes the cake. 1. Shutup2. Whatever Works? Really?!? 3. You admittedly googled ATDI and said that it “wasn’t bad at all.”4. Your profile photo is of you holding a DSLR with the pop-up flash open. Unacceptable. Forever. Fucking. Alone. #okcupidchronicles 

Okay, I know I get a lot of bad OkCupid messages, but this one takes the cake.

1. Shutup
2. Whatever Works? Really?!? 
3. You admittedly googled ATDI and said that it “wasn’t bad at all.”
4. Your profile photo is of you holding a DSLR with the pop-up flash open. Unacceptable.

Forever. Fucking. Alone. #okcupidchronicles 

Being a pig: not the way to get me to respond to you. #okcupidchronicles

Being a pig: not the way to get me to respond to you. #okcupidchronicles

Awkward “compliments” (?) lead by self-deprecation: not the way to get me to respond to you. #okcupidchronicles Also, I’m real and I’m spectacular.

Awkward “compliments” (?) lead by self-deprecation: not the way to get me to respond to you. #okcupidchronicles

Also,

I’m real and I’m spectacular.

Wait… Did I miss the pick up line? Or is that it? Consider me confused, xxkewtaznwhiteboy69xx.

Wait… Did I miss the pick up line? Or is that it? Consider me confused, xxkewtaznwhiteboy69xx.

OKCupid, stop telling me how to run my life.

OKCupid, stop telling me how to run my life.

I’m cracking up right now. SO PATHETIC.

I’m cracking up right now. SO PATHETIC.

That awkward moment when you find out someone is stealing your photos for their OKCupid profile in Minneapolis. Thanks for the tip, Justin. I mean. I’m cute or whatever, but …. REALLY? 

That awkward moment when you find out someone is stealing your photos for their OKCupid profile in Minneapolis. Thanks for the tip, Justin.

I mean. I’m cute or whatever, but …. REALLY?