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@chaplinnn
Okay, I know I get a lot of bad OkCupid messages, but this one takes the cake.
1. Shutup2. Whatever Works? Really?!? 3. You admittedly googled ATDI and said that it “wasn’t bad at all.”4. Your profile photo is of you holding a DSLR with the pop-up flash open. Unacceptable.
Forever. Fucking. Alone. #okcupidchronicles 

Okay, I know I get a lot of bad OkCupid messages, but this one takes the cake.

1. Shutup
2. Whatever Works? Really?!? 
3. You admittedly googled ATDI and said that it “wasn’t bad at all.”
4. Your profile photo is of you holding a DSLR with the pop-up flash open. Unacceptable.

Forever. Fucking. Alone. #okcupidchronicles