CH▲PLINNN

25-year-old bombshell living in Chicago. Woody Allen's soulmate. Terrible dancer. Autodidactic. Feminist. Lover of life, cats, bikes, & thrift.

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Anonymous asked: Tumblr crushes?

Are we talking the Tumblr Crush statistics or people that I actually crush on through Tumblr?

Statistically speaking:

Legit crushing on people? Eh, who are we kidding? The list is roughly the same, except add a few more people from out of state that that occupy my iChat time.

Edit// Don’t listen to Tom (bringtheruckus).

So I made this really long, sappy post about how I love my friends and I just finished up some happy tears in a conversation with a bestie I haven’t been able to see for almost two years…

but instead of posting that I decided to ask Bringtheruckuss why he’s in this photo?

I’ve been revealed!

bringtheruckuss:

inching

closer

to death.

I love bringtheruckuss!

Between myself and bringtheruckuss

Me: I've kept it a secret from Tumblr, cause it's kind of weird
BTR: well it would be weird to me if he was in a shitty band
Me: what if i told you i was dating the guy from nickelback
BTR: unfollow, throw my bike in the dumpster. all out of spite. fuck bikes.

For bringtheruckuss…. “It’s not fair!”

I love btr

BTR: you been riding your sikkle around today?
Me: a little bit. we had a brithday party for the boy's doggie
BTR: the boy? you mean oregano? ...or paprika?
Me: yeah Sage
BTR: ah, thats the one

For bringtheruckuss, cause I cut my fingers up when I was cookin’ bird.

“ You can’t think like Anne Frank when it comes to your love life. Thank you, bringtheruckuss.