CH▲PLINNN

25-year-old bombshell living in Chicago. Woody Allen's soulmate. Terrible dancer. Autodidactic. Feminist. Lover of life, cats, bikes, & thrift.

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want this.

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Annie Hall.

Annie Hall

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“Probably on their first date, right? Probably met by answering an ad in the New York Review of Books. ‘Thirtyish academic wishes to meet woman who’s interested in Mozart, James Joyce, and sodomy.’”

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Unf, Diane. UNF WOODY.

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Annie Hall.

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♥♥♥♥

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I love his tone and mannerisms in this monologue.

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For any situation where that Anderson Cooper GIF doesn’t apply, this one takes its place. #iamwoodyallen

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Holy ffuuu, Woody looks so good here. Oh, and so does Keaton, as always.

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“ There’s an old joke — um… two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of ‘em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know; and such small portions.” Well, that’s essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it’s all over much too quickly. The… the other important joke, for me, is one that’s usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud’s “Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious,” and it goes like this — I’m paraphrasing — um, “I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.” That’s the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women. Alvy Singer (Woody Allen), Annie Hall