January 2010
Officially the worst new years eve I have ever had. I can’t wait to leave this city and everyone in it.
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bikes and cameras are totally gay. you ruined my birthday party and you held hands with my daddy. fuck you tammy.
Sorry.
I know you like LOST and reblogged one of these. Did you see the rest?
I saw, I love it! Thanks!
are you fufilled?
I don’t know what this means.
I want to jump on, and squeeze, your body in your 2010 dress ;)
Thank you.
Ask me anything
STOP INVITING ME TO BE A FAN OF ALL OF THIS STUPID SHIT ON FACEBOOK. I DONT CARE THAT YOU HATE BEING ON FIRE. EVERYONE DOES, NOW STOP INVITING ME.
AND I WONT GO TO YOUR CRAPPY PARTY EITHER.
That is all.
Four Loko
showerbeers: Down the hatch!
JEALOUS WHERE ARE YOU
I’m discovering what my weaknesses are:
Meeting new people.
Disappointing friends.
With this combination, I am sure to lose. I’m lying on my floor at the moment. I don’t think I’m going to that cabin tonight after all. I’m a dick. Happy 2010.
December 2009
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2009 slept with my sister, it's over between us.
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A "blue moon" is when there are two full moons in...
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It’s the last day of 2009. I need someone to kiss at midnight, I guess.
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“I’m always joking. It’s a defense mechanism.”
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Jar Jar Binks + Pocahontas = Avatar
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I get nervous when I submit my photography to...
And writing an artists bio and an artists statement? Forget it, I’m literally retarded when it comes to that stuff. I don’t know why I take pictures, I just do, and I alway have. And I really love doing it.
Is there any other reason for me to explain that in some silly artists statement?
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Dresses with dickholes in them?
Yes, Kelley. I’m having a sex change just for you. I hope it goes well, because I already took the time to cut dickholes in all of my dresses.
Is that relly u on yr photo? because *I FKN LOVE UR HAIR!
Yes, that’s me. And thank you.
Can we be facebook buddies? I adore your blog + photography.
Sure, add me.
are you gay? serious question.
I’m bi, and...
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I have the gnarliest cough right now. It won’t go awayyyyy.
I’m ten minutes into Avatar and already can’t take it seriously. That robot-legs-wanting video game creator guy from “Grandma’s Boy” is in it…
“Adios, turd nuggets!”
Hey, at least it’s free.
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Are you fucking joking?
The La Roux show in Chicago sold out already.
Well, there’s no reason for me to go to Chicago at the end of January, then. Seriously. WHAT THE FUCK, LIFE. Don’t ruin 2010 for me already.
I’m am severely let down.
@theologians
I have never sold my illustrations before. If anyone is truly interested, send me an offer.
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I'm not calling you a ghost, just stop haunting...
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roadsbetweenus:
You may tire of me As our December sun is setting Because I’m not who I used to be No longer easy on the eyes But these wrinkles masterfully disguise The youthful boy below Who turned your way and saw Something he was not looking for Both a beginning and an end But now he lives inside Someone he does not recognize When he catches his reflection on accident On the back of a...
