a message from beesue
It’s one of my main sources of amusement. You should do it.
Things I miss about Columbus: Odes Roberts.
(For those of you just joining the program, this is in response to the message I received saying “I so fucking want you”)
Gold.
11:59 PM
#okcupidchronicles
a message from Anonymous
Are we talking the Tumblr Crush statistics or people that I actually crush on through Tumblr?
Statistically speaking:
- agentlewoman 6%
- my-little-underground 5%
- theblueprint 3%
- bringtheruckuss 2%
- fuckyeahwoodyallen 2%
- odesroberts 2%
- rivertrash 2%
- mrdanger 2%
- bradleynapier 2%
Legit crushing on people? Eh, who are we kidding? The list is roughly the same, except add a few more people from out of state that that occupy my iChat time.
Edit// Don’t listen to Tom (bringtheruckus).
Okay, I know I get a lot of bad OkCupid messages, but this one takes the cake.
1. Shutup
2. Whatever Works? Really?!?
3. You admittedly googled ATDI and said that it “wasn’t bad at all.”
4. Your profile photo is of you holding a DSLR with the pop-up flash open. Unacceptable.
Forever. Fucking. Alone. #okcupidchronicles
Super, super long day. Finally at home and catching up to this week’s The Walkind Dead. Woof.
“Oh God, I made eye contact.” GPOY.
